But be careful,because our stars have the tendency to bluff you at all times." Paul Lynde: I was fa-a-a-a-a-t. My, uh, my brothers and sisters used to dress up in nice little Halloween costumes from the five-and-dime. Paul Lynde: It's been a year since my last special. Rose Marie: My face, I mean. In addition, in the first two/three games, our players vie for the "Secret Square", Kenny!" [Big Bird is picked and turns out to be the Secret Square]. George Gobel: So that's why Rose Marie wears battery-operated shoes. ~ (Paul Lynde), I cant even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery. And this is Paul. Hollywood Squares Paul Lynde Quotes. I couldn't hear the question. Peter Marshall: Let me explain what that means Peter Marshall: You're in an airplane and you've developed engine trouble. Asked whether it was against the law in Texas to call a Marine a "sissy," Lynde quipped, "I guess Ill have to take the law into my own hands.". You've made a woman happy Oscar the Grouch: No! While the show was completely legitimate, the focus mainly surrounds its comedic aspect. Capped teeth? Copyright 2023 Famous Quotes & Sayings. Paul Lynde: He wanted the Tin Man to notice him. ~ (Paul Lynde). I have covered a number of them over the years in various Legends Revealeds, like how Elvis Presley, at one point, would require songwriters to credit Presley as co-writer of the songs and get half of their songwriting copyright in exchage for agreeing to do their songs (one artist famously refused to get credit himself, then, if he was forced to share with Presley) or how Roy Huggins was such a powerful TV writer and producer at one point that his studo contract stipulated that even his pseudonym would get his own parking space! I then called him and said, Paul, why dont you come in? ], 2000-2002 Opening Question: CELEBRITY: "One of the celebrities/stars was (insert question)? Peter Marshall: When Henry Kissinger recently visited Japan, he went to a geisha house. Q. Now when it's your turn, you decide your strategy and you pick a star, then we ask the star a question. Peter Marshall: Wally, what is the signature phrase of the cartoon character Underdog? What a stupid question. (insert other seven celebrities and their own jobs before each one of them), and me, I'm Shadoe Stevens! The first two games are worth $500 each. [contestant freaks out; Marshall counts off five one-thousand-dollar bills]. "I'm from Pinttsburgh," he said.Maybe you shouldn't be. 43 Paul Lynde Quotes to Make You Happy and Cheerful. a prize package worth (insert exact amount in U.S. Paul Lynde: Oh, I love a good religious group. Paul Lynde: Send a postcard requesting an ambulance. Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. Paul Lynde: [referring to a certain jingle] Aren't you glad? [Sesame Street's Oscar the Grouch is the Secret Square, and the contestant wins it]. It starts out kind of shaky, this hot, heavy knot in your chest. Rude Jude, Like a fine wine, he was simply exquisite. "I know," he said. Peter Marshall: Say Paul, what is the official currency of Puerto Rico? Paul Lynde: Oh, negotiating for peace (piece). - John Davidson (Monday through Thursday's closing; 1986-1989), "JOHN: Join us on Monday/next week, when our (guest) stars will be ANNOUNCER: (insert nine [later eight] celebrities, and their own jobs before each one of them for next week, [and me, I'm Shadoe Stevens]). Talk About/Episode Guide/Season 2 (19891990), "Today/This Morning"[said in 1966-67 only]. Who were they? PM: George, True or false, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Now if you're correct, you get the square. I was excited about 63 cents! [Big Bird is picked and turns out to be the Secret Square]. Peter Marshall: Your date's had a great shock, now she's fainted. Peter Marshall: True or false, every day, about 10 million American women take the pill. Peter Marshall: Lynde remained in his seat, tapping his fingers, asking if they were going to finish the show. I never take just water. "So maybe it's all the banced thing that you say. Read more about this topic: Paul Lynde Famous quotes containing the word hollywood: " Isn't Hollywood a dumpin the human sense of the word. A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant? I am sorry for them both." Paul Lynde: Did you know that Rose Marie is standing up right now in her cubicle? ~ (Paul Lynde). "The Hollywood Squares (Daytime)" Paul Lynde, Rose Marie, Bernadette Peters, Charlie Callas, McLean Stevenson, Anson Williams, Earl Holliman, Karen Valentine, Vic Braden - day 2 (TV Episode 1976) Quotes on IMDb: Memorable quotes and exchanges from movies, TV series and more. I remember. "The Hollywood Squares (Daytime)" Paul Lynde, Rose Marie, Bernadette Peters, Charlie Callas, McLean Stevenson, Anson Williams, Earl Holliman, Karen Valentine, Vic Braden - day 3 (TV Episode 1976) Quotes on IMDb: Memorable quotes and exchanges from movies, TV series and more. Paul Lynde: Oh, negotiating for peace (piece). It's not my faulnt. Peter Marshall: You're a shy, bashful girl. Paul Lynde: What about Dorothy and her little dog, Toto, in "The Wizard of Oz"? [another Secret Square is won courtesy of Oscar the Grouch]. Paul Lynde: [about Rover the vulture] I hope his bark is worse than his peck. However, a number of these rumored clauses have turned out to be false over the years, like how John Patrick Shanley allegedly had a clause that his screenplays could never be altered (not true), or that the real life Sergeant York would only option his life story if Gary Cooper agreed to play him (also not true). - Tom Bergeron (2002-2004), "You got (insert amount) correct (in 30 seconds), so let's take away (insert amount) of the bad keys." ~ (Paul Lynde)if(typeof ez_ad_units!='undefined'){ez_ad_units.push([[250,250],'internetpillar_com-large-mobile-banner-1','ezslot_1',192,'0','0'])};__ez_fad_position('div-gpt-ad-internetpillar_com-large-mobile-banner-1-0');Save, The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. Q. Peter Marshall: Paul, how many fingers in the girl scout salute? But if we do make a call in the twins, it wouldn't be quite as painful as having to make it in the Daytona 500. You dont need a spoon or a plate! Peter Marshall: According to the famous children's story, why did Goldilocks refuse the porridge of the great big bear? The celebrity would first give a joke answer, and then an actual answer. Now back to Peter Marshall/Okay/It's your turn/That's it, Peter!" Peter Marshall: This is a bluffing game! [last lines] Paul Lynde: In case I don't see you for awhile, to all you little monsters out there, you have a happy Halloween. Feel free (heck, I implore you!) Paul Lynde: [singing] Put him in bed with Elizabeth Taylor / Put him in bed with Elizabeth Taylor / Put him in bed with Elizabeth Taylor / Early in the morning. Who plays Helen? "I was borng this way, though. [reading of the bonus prize after player won the match]. In 1966, Lynde debuted on the fledgling game show Hollywood Squares and quickly became its iconic guest star. In the video of Paul Lyndes best Hollywood Squares one-liners below, many people have commented on their favorite parts of the video. Need More Paul Lynde heres our deep dive into his entire life.. what a guy: For more of these throwback videos, check out our YouTube Channel! Everything changed in 1968. Burt Reynolds: People think I'm not normal because I keep taking her temperature. Peter Marshall: Is there anything in or on your body that was there the day you were born? Rose Marie: [referring to Vincent Price] Probably Vincent was playing the part, and he cooked it. You weren't ever scarend of me. Paul Lynde: Gee, I don't remember. Besides, your whole house doesnt get wrecked that way. Because we're older but we're not the grown-ups who seem too far away to understand. ~ (Paul Lynde).if(typeof ez_ad_units!='undefined'){ez_ad_units.push([[336,280],'internetpillar_com-large-mobile-banner-2','ezslot_9',190,'0','0'])};__ez_fad_position('div-gpt-ad-internetpillar_com-large-mobile-banner-2-0'); My following is straight. Paul Lynde: In case I don't see you for awhile, to all you little monsters out there, you have a happy Halloween. Covering the hottest movie and TV topics that fans want. Ella Frank, There are boys lying awake, hating themselves. Peter Marshall: What are "dual-purpose cattle" good for that other cattle aren't? Author: Daniel B Lancaster. Peter Marshall: On what night is a woman most likely to be molested? To get what? prizes worth over (insert estimates amount in U.S. Paul Lynde: Hi, I'm Paul Lynde. Paul Lynde: He wanted the Tin Man to notice him. Peter Marshall: True or false, having a good memory is a sign of a well-adjusted personality. A hideous town, pointed up by the insulting gardens of its rich, full of the human spirit at a new low of debasement.F. He had an extremely spunky and snarky attitude. Rose Marie: Gosh, Pete, I did that once and his wife caught us. All those little thermoses and paper bags-it makes the other guests uncomfortable. And here's your host, John Davidson!". I - I - I'm turning myself on. But if you miss, you opponent gets the square unless it gives them the game. Beneath the beech trees and sugar maples, feet crunching against dead leaves, I hope for strength. Demond Wilson: [sternly] Don't tell me "grits"! Dollars (including the same plan above)). George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes. Peter Marshall: Your date's had a great shock, now she's fainted. "Sandwiches are wonderful. ~ (Paul Lynde). An anecdote related during the A&E Biography on Lynde described an earthquake that occurred during the Hollywood Squares taping that frightened and alarmed many of the guests. What should you shout if a woman falls overboard? Julia Quinn, The general nature of the speech act fallacy can be stated as follows, using "good" as our example. I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. Kate Wicker, Bitterness gives ill-health and waste life.Gratefulness leads to good health and happy life. I say those things without thinking, from hurnt. Peter Marshall: Your sheep has a temperature of 102. There are boys who do not think of themselves at all when they dream. And after all, Marianne, after all that is bewitching in the idea of a single and constant attachment, and all that can be said of one's happiness depending entirely on any particular person, it is not meant - it is not fit - it is not possible that it should be so. And here's your host for the evening, Peter Marshall. Peter Marshall: According to the World Book, is it okay to freeze your persimmons? Id get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you. Paul Lynde: [singing] Put him in bed with Elizabeth Taylor / Put him in bed with Elizabeth Taylor / Put him in bed with Elizabeth Taylor / Early in the morning. Paul Lynde: You're well-preserved, and you're no fun. Sure, why not? It has an IQ of 185. Paul Lynde: I guess we can rule out Jimmy Carter Peter Marshall: Back in the 1870s, Emile Berliner invented something, and without it, I wouldn't be able to do my job. Burt Reynolds: Small cute thing just below Cher's waist? Peter Marshall: Paul, how do we know the first Union flag was sewn by Betsy Ross? Peter Marshall: Dennis Weaver, Debbie Reynolds, and Shelley Winters star in the movie "What's The Matter With Helen?" Internet Pillar is a best place for you to find Inspirational Content to Uplift Your Life! Charley Weaver: Dennis Weaver. Paul Lynde: [excitedly] HEY, CULLIGAN MAN! Burt Reynolds: Small cute thing just below Cher's waist? Ive used it over and over again. All Rights Reserved. That's why they asked the question. Quotes.net. Rich Little: [doing his impersonation of her] Why, that would be Carol Channing! Paul Lynde: [in a deep overly-serious voice, singing popular TV jingle of the time] You look for, the Union Label, when you buy Big Bird: Gee, that's a silly question, Mr. Marshmallow. [contestant freaks out; Marshall counts off five one-thousand-dollar bills]. - Peter Marshall from the Thursday episode of Game Show Week, Part 1; where he hosted the front game for a day (he was the Center Square the entire week), "And (this time,) (X/Circle starts) the (first) Secret Square (is/for) (insert list of prizes). Paul Lynde's Best One-Liners On 'Hollywood Squares' Will Make Anyone Laugh by Jane Kenney 3 years ago Paul Lynde was born on June 13th, 1926. *Aren't you glad * he used Dial? There are boys sleeping on benches and under bridges, and luckier unlucky boys sleeping in shelters, which feel like safety but not like home. What is it? My e-mail address is bcronin@legendsrevealed.com. Paul Lynde: [referring to a certain jingle] Aren't you glad? Paul Lynde: Let's see toupees? She then she got up, walked over to Paul, smacked him on his shoulder, and walked back to her square laughing along with all the stars and the audience] Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. - Hollywood Squares Host, "As you know, the stars are briefed (before the show) to help them with the bluffs but they are hearing the actual questions for the first time (as they are asked)." Peter Marshall: Why is the booby bird called the booby bird? Steve Landesberg: That's okay, I've seen your act! Rose Marie: Gosh, Pete, I did that once and his wife caught us. Peter Marshall: In the Shakespearean play "King Lear", King Lear had three of them - Goneril, Cordelia, and Regan? Peter Marshall: Oscar, you've made a man very happy Oscar the Grouch: I'm sorry to hear that. Feld was talking to Forrest Kenilworth and Cody. TV Shows on DVD Reviews. Paul Lynde was born on June 13th, 1926. In the course of this presentation, actual questions and/or answers may be discerned by the celebrities." Peter Marshall: Whose motto is "Do Your Best"? I don't shave! Many NBC tour guides have claimed that Lynde was afraid of earthquakes and the center square proved to be the safest square of the show's set. She then she got up, walked over to Paul, smacked him on his shoulder, and walked back to her square laughing along with all the stars and the audience]. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. It was my Avon Lady. Rose Marie: I don't know, Peter! - (1998-2002), "Contestants are briefed that celebrities are informed of question topics and possible bluff answers prior to taping, and that the celebrities may discern correct answers during that process." A great memorable quote from the The Hollywood Squares movie on Quotes.net - Peter Marshall: Paul, any good sailor knows that when a man falls off a ship you yell 'Man overboard!' What should you shout if a woman falls overboard?Paul Lynde: Full speed ahead! John Searle, The happiness of the superficial: when a man who has lost his donkey finds it again. They are The New Hollywood Squares! So she let it out, and I went as the Hindenburg. ~ (Paul Lynde). Oscar the Grouch: But I like being miserable; that makes me happy. Peter Marshall: According to Tony Randall, "Every woman I've been intimate with in my life has been" what? I remember. To see the many zingers from the celebrities appearing on Squares, click here. New Movie News, Movie Trailers & upcoming Movie Reviews. | Privacy Policy Paul Lynde: Did you know that Rose Marie is standing up right now in her cubicle? We and our partners use cookies to Store and/or access information on a device. Peter Marshall: Say Paul, what is the official currency of Puerto Rico? Rose Marie: My face, I mean. Peter Marshall: According to a recent medical study, sex can be harmful to a certain part of the body Jan Murray: Six? She then she got up, walked over to Paul, smacked him on his shoulder, and walked back to her square laughing along with all the stars and the audience] Lynde replied, "Humble." - (1969-1971), "The areas of questions designed for each celebrity and possible bluff answers are discussed with each celebrity in advance. He had an extremely spunky and snarky attitude. Charley Weaver: The people from Florida and the people from the Midwest. - John Davidson (1st Season), "The object of the game of course is simply win tic-tac-toe, three squares across, down or diagonally or to acquire the most squares you can. Paul Lynde's Net Worth. Paul Lynde: How disgusting that poor sailor! Should you try to break him of his habit? It's only hard on your illusions, your ambitions, your greed, your cravings. ~ (Paul Lynde). You make yourself so ugly. 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